Guys, one more day at home, then I'm back to the city! Then...

I can eat what I want! (I'm gonna learn to cook!)

I don't need to wear pants!

I can swear!

I can talk to my friends IN PERSON!

I can have a shower any day, since Mom won't be the one helping!

I CAN GO OUT.

So thanks for keeping me company. You have no idea how isolated being stuck on the farm makes me feel. You have taken my mind off of it all.

Now, tell me things.