I’m currently drunk on white wine and refreshing the FiveThirtyEight live blog like I’m expecting it to tell me the truth about why my father never loved me, every man in my life has eventually left (including male cats) and why the pursuit of decent gluten-free pizza remains maddeningly elusive.

Did I mention I’m really drunk right now?

I’ll let you decide what parts of above are true.

Anyway, talk about Alabama, because ahhhhhhhh!!! I’ve been preparing myself for a Moore win because that’s how I cope, but jiminy it’s close.

ETA. The AP is calling it for Jones...HOLY SHIT. Do we trust this? I’m not sure