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All My Mass Effect Romance Feels

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So I just picked up Mass Effect. Mr. Banana had acquired it through a friend, but had never played it. So I popped it in a couple days back and I've been hooked ever since. I played for nearly 7 hours yesterday. I think I have a problem.

But I've been trying to stay celibate through this first game, because I want to romance Garrus in the second. However, I have been accidentally leading Kaidan on. I've been trying to remain neutral to him, but any time I give him a "nice" response he's like SO U WANA DO IT!? And I'm all, "uhhhh maybe later". I'm completely friend zoning him, guys. I'M SORRY KAIDAN YES YOU ARE QUITE HANDSOME BUT I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOUR SEXY FEELINGS.

I'm a one imaginary character kind of lady. I don't want to romance Kaidan in this game and then break up with him in the next just so I can snuggle up to Garrus. I don't want to hurt pretend people and their made up feelings. So I will resist the temptation. But at least I can make another character that can romance him all up.

I know that these feels will get worse with time. From what I understand, the Mass Effect series has many feels.

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