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All that glitters is gold: a crowdsource

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Last night, as a gift, my friend gave me an entire pound of glitter. I cannot emphasize how much this man loathes glitter. He told me he had to order it on-line because he didn't know where to buy glitter. What I love the most is that in spite of the fact that I'm such a black hole of misery lately, someone still thought, "Hmmm. Who would love an entire Nalgene's worth of glitter? I know! You." Correct, good sir! I can't stop staring at it. So shiny. I also cannot stop shaking it. Like maracas. Golden maracas.


I want to do something amazing with it, and am crowdsourcing for ideas.

Obviously, my first thought was glitter snow angel, but I don't think a pound is enough.


My second thought was to pour it over the head of mine enemies, and inform them that they are no dragon. Fire cannot kill a dragon.

My third thought was to bury it in a pirate treasure chest, build an elaborate treasure map, and leave the map to my grandchildren in my will. Not sure if that's the best reason to have kids though.


Fourth plan: go insane, go insane, throw some glitter make it rain? Tempting.

The project must be worthy. And sparkly. Your thoughts?

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