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All The Mini Candy Should Be Gathered Up And Burned In A Ceremonial Offering To The Dark Lords That Conceived Of Them

What the fuck is this?

Seriously, go fuck yourself, mini Kit Kat.


Aren't you supposed to be a Snickers bar? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Kill yourself, 3Musketeers mini.


OH. Hey, Hershey's Miniatures. You guys can stay. It's cool. You're on the list


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