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In the past 3 days, I have:

  • Slipped and fallen on ice TWICE
    As a result of one slip, I now have a huge bruise forming on my hand where I landed on it. I think new bruises will form from my slip today.
  • Hit the back of my head very hard on the corner of a tv.
  • Had sexy times with boyfriend on the carpet and now have two skinned knees that hurt
  • Gone snowshoeing, pushed myself too hard and too far, and now my legs are sore.

Here’s an image of my hand bruise.

Illustration for article titled All the ouchies

What’s hurting you today, GT?

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