Snow, sleet, freezing rain, ice storm warning, cloud-to-ground lightning, flash flood warning, t-storm warning, damaging winds, hail, tornado warning, and dense fog.

I wonder if any counties are in a drought?

“Missouri weather got drunk as hell last night and decided to swipe right on every type of weather system it could dig up. Yep, Missouri weather is so slutty that it screwed the entire state in one night.”