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Allow me to rant for a moment...

So... kids. Why are people such shits towards kids? What the FUCK is your problem? Kids don't know how to be assholes unless they learn it from adults who are assholes. (Although Baby Nom did independently learned how to be an asshole about getting things taken away from him. Contrary to popular belief, Mr. Nom and I have never shown him how to collapse onto the floor and flail over not getting to play with our keys. WHAT is your problem adorable love of my life?! But I digress...)

I'm not talking about people who don't like kids. Plenty of kids aren't likeable. And people who don't like kids tend to, you know, stay away from kids or rant on Groupthink. That's cool. I'm not talking about people who don't want to have kids, either. Don't, no matter how much people pressure you to, just don't.


I'm talking about people who are just absolute fuckwads about ostensibly wanting to protect kids or or whatever... by being dicks to other kids. Kids in fucking wheelchairs. Transgender kids.

I'm just... jesus. Just stop fucking whining about some hypothetical transgender kid giving his hypothetical sports team an unfair advantage. Once again, adults ruin shit for kids.


Also, oh my God, you don't know what "soccer" is, do you?

*Phew* I feel much better now. Thank you.

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