I am just NOT a bug person. So when I spotted a cockroach, I tried to chase it outside with a broom (because if I kill it, there will either be a dead cockroach for me to deal with or it will come back to life and kill me), but it escaped and hid somewhere. Of course my useless little dogs were doing nothing, and then the Swamp Chihuahua started circling around and I couldn’t see her for a minute and then I heard her chewing something. Could it have been some sort of piece of something under the couch? Maybe?
Or did she eat a cockroach?
I can’t look her in the eye.
I’ve already texted my husband 3 times to come home from work and he just DOESN’T SEEM TO CARE about this cockroach situation!
Anyway, if you don’t hear from me again, the cockroach got me.