Which one of you thought it was okay to reveal our love for the Dark Lord at the Texas rally?
C'mon, now, guys. What is this? Amateur hour? Repeat it with me:
WE ONLY FORM HUMAN PENTAGRAMS IN THE SATANIC TEMPLES.
For Satan's sake, get your acts together.
EDIT: So the committee passed the bill apparently. Thanks to Eloise Vanian and zokajo for the links:
EDIT2: Also courtesy of Eloise Vanian:
EDIT3: Sanford deleted the Satan tweets, including these ones that Eloise Vanian, Intrepid Reporter, screencapped:
Scott Sanford, ladies and gentleman. A pro-lifer, a pastor, a liar, and a dipshit to boot.