Because seriously, this is either the best thing ever...or I'm a cheap idiot. There is no wiggle room, here.
I've been cleaning up/out our apartment for a garage sale next month and today is office day. I'm kind of irritated about it, because most of this stuff belongs to the Captain, so I just feel like I'm moving one huge pile of crap three inches to the right as I try to figure out how I can pry weird shit like a tabletop fountain out of his hoarder-like hands.
But I digress, because I found a potential goldmine.
STACKS AND STACKS OF BED, BATH & BEYOND COUPONS. About a dozen in all. What's the problem, you ask? Welllllllllllllll, they all expired in 2011-2012. Now, BB&B (at least in California) will still let you use expired coupons (up to five), and they're pretty lenient about it, but...on a scale of zero to FUCK YOU, how would a cashier react to me trying to use these coupons?