Yesterday, I went to my grocery store and bought some chicken mango sausages and some lamb sausages.
I cooked them all so I could be lazy and reheat them as leftovers. I put them into a glass container.
For dinner, I went to reheat one of them, but I couldn't find them in the fridge anywhere. I knew Mr. Peachy didn't eat them. Then I realized....I NEVER PUT THEM IN THE FRIDGE. The container was still on the counter, and I had put something on top of it, turning it invisible.
I microwaved one of the sausages and ate it anyway. AM IT GOING TO DIE?
Please tell me you have done something similarly sketchy and that you are still alive.