Last night, Homey brought me home some new pots and pans and I was so grateful. Like, 10 years ago, I would’ve been like, That’s a gift for the house, not for me! Now? I’m like, They’re beautiful!!!! Thank yoooooou!

Also, we had sex last night and, about halfway through, Homey said, “Oh, my knee! Can we roll over?” I climbed on top and was immediately like, “Ooooh, my hip!”

Guys? I’m scurred!