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I woke up at 4:30 with a headache (time for a new pillow!). I laid there for awhile but then decided to just go ahead and get up.


Today’s payday, so I was logging in to my bank to transfer funds. I have to log in, then have them text me a code, then enter the code to get in. I hit the button to have them send me the text and my phone buzzed and I went, Who in the hell is texting me at 5:37 am?! That is some rude shit right there! Then saw it was from my bank and realized that I had requested the text mere seconds ago. So that’s how my day’s going so far. How about you?

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