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Amanda Palmer: poor financial planner, amateur comedian

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Despite that whole Kickstarter thing where Amanda Palmer tried to tell musicians (apart from New York musicians, natch) that their time was only worth hugs and beer, it's hard not to enjoy this little ditty after everybody's favorite British fishwrap the Daily Mail insisted on talking about her tits and not her music. Sample lyrics:

if you’d googled my tits in advance you’d have found that your photos are hardly exclusive


if iggy or jagger or bowie go topless the news barely causes a ripple
blah blah blah feminist blah blah blah gender shit blah blah blah


She's not wrong about the image search. A cursory GIS for "amanda palmer" would have probably gotten me fired.

(I still think her music sucks, sorry.)

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