As you know, Texas politician and lover of all things unborn Scott Sanford is working hard to defend life right now in Austin by blocking all stupid women who don't know any better and want to clean their uteri out.

America's Baby, aka, the hellspawn of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West and the baby in most need of help in all the world, has reached out to this brave, brave hero and begged him for help.

@Scott_SanfordTX I am a born fetus in need of your help! I know you are pro-life. Will you help me? I was born to two total idiots.

โ€” AmericasBaby (@AmericasBaby1) July 3, 2013

@Scott_SanfordTX My name is 'North West' for fuck's sake. What can you do to help me???

โ€” AmericasBaby (@AmericasBaby1) July 3, 2013

@Scott_SanfordTX Speaking of Satan, my parents are in league with Illuminati. Or they would be if Beyonce would let them join.

โ€” AmericasBaby (@AmericasBaby1) July 3, 2013

@Scott_SanfordTX Where is my choice to be born to parents who aren't soulless jackasses?

โ€” AmericasBaby (@AmericasBaby1) July 3, 2013

@Scott_SanfordTX My mother just left me in a bathroom at Sears. #pleasehelp

โ€” AmericasBaby (@AmericasBaby1) July 3, 2013

@Scott_SanfordTX Apparently, she was arguing with a store manager about why the Khloe mannequin has 'better eye makeup'. #standforlife

โ€” AmericasBaby (@AmericasBaby1) July 3, 2013

Let's hope that Scott Sanford answers America's Baby's cries for help and truly proves that he is pro-life.

I urge the staff at Jezebel to help bring attention to America's Baby's pleas to Mr. Sanfornd, so everyone can see, once and for all, just how hard an honorable man such as he works to help post-born fetuses.