Isn't attending the workplace winter holiday party a quintessential rite of passage for any real adult? I kid, I kid. I'm now thinking of the Bluth Company holiday party on Arrested Development. ANYWAY, my boyfriend invited me to his workplace's winter holiday party. He works at a small engineering firm, and this party is on A BOAT (a ship?). How fancy. He's the youngest employee (we're 22), and apparently the next youngest employees are in their late 20s, so this should be interesting.

SHARE WITH ME any of your ridiculous office holiday party stories. Do it!