I have three things, one which I think y'all will like, and a date that I can make no sense of. Oh, and a major for real shout out to Rawrglicious!

Ok, so the first and brief thing is an essay I came across while being nerdy last night. It's called From Hero-Worship to Celebrity Adulation, and it was published by The Hoover Institution-which may not be popular in these parts, but I thought it was an interesting piece. Also I want to be a researcher there, the main reason I was looking for essays to read. Oh, and if any Jezzies work there or are a researcher for like, public policy and stuff, hit me up. Here are the types of things they're into.

Ok, now on to the topic of date number infinity-I have lost count of them. So basically we went and got dinner. Sadly, the restaurant was quite loud, so a lot of the conversation was garbled. Also, I have a run-away train of thought, so he couldn't really keep up.

He asked me if I wanted to see a movie with him that night. Slow down, cowboy! I politely declined and he looked sad. Well, not my problem. Also, I made one of my usual pharmaceutical jokes-I take Xanax, and I forget that people don't really understand why one would take Xanax. So, incoming awkward conversation!

Date: Um, can I ask you a personal question?

Me: Sure, go for it.

Date: So...do you really take Xanax? Like, for fun?

Me: Nope, I take it for panic attacks [Note: Left out the rehab stints because that would be weird for a first date].

Date: Oh, does it work?

Me: Yup!

Date: Oh. Ok. Actually if it works for you, that's pretty cool. I hope that the panic attacks don't happen often!

Me: Thanks! Yeah, they've gotten a lot better.

Also we had a great conversation about politics-he's a mild conservative and I'm a liberal. But we respected each others views. And we're both DC comic fans. But he doesn't understand sarcasm. Meaning, he's extremely gullible. Welp.

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Also awkward hug...

But...can't really tell if I'm into him or not. I mean, he and I exchange great messages. He's a law student, which is...well, I've been surrounded by lawyers literally my entire life, so I get most of the stuff he talks about. But I don't know. Maybe I need another date to get a better read on him. What do y'all think?

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Also he said I was much cuter in person. Awwwww, how nice!

Last thing I promise: Shout out to Rawrglicious and the FRICKING AMAZING SHOES!