I can't help it. I will always adore him. This was a fun read.
Oh, Keanu! The image of you flipping through tv channels and laughing about "Sad Keanu". And he gave probably the best answer anyone could give in response to, "If you had a time machine..." I mean, right? Solve some goddman historical mysteries! Put those questions to rest. And just hang out. I can't argue with a single word of it.
So, would you want to see a third Bill & Ted movie? Is there any way it could possibly be good? Okay, maybe the better question is, could it be worse than Bram Stoker's Dracula?