Welcome To The Bitchery
Welcome To The Bitchery

Aka, how Dr. Willowes keeps herself occupied during laundry times. While it saddens me that football (alright Yanks, soccer) is not a more popular sport in the States, it is my pleasure to introduce and share many of the beautiful men of the beautiful game with you. This list is by no means comprehensive, and after looking it over a second time, it is pretty Spanish heavy (I'm not apologising for that.) Here are a few of my favourites.

  1. Claudio Marchisio, from Juventus:
Illustration for article titled An Introduction to Footballers
Advertisement
  1. Xabi Alonso, Real Madrid
Illustration for article titled An Introduction to Footballers
Advertisement
  1. Eric Abidal, Monaco
Illustration for article titled An Introduction to Footballers
Advertisement
  1. Josep Guardiola, Bayern München
Illustration for article titled An Introduction to Footballers
Advertisement
  1. Fernando Torres, Liverpool FC Chelsea FC (come home, you arsehole)
Illustration for article titled An Introduction to Footballers
Advertisement
  1. Arne Friedrich, Chicago Fire
Illustration for article titled An Introduction to Footballers
Advertisement
  1. Raúl Gonzalez, retired
Illustration for article titled An Introduction to Footballers
Advertisement

Feel free to share your favourites in the comments, but be warned that Thierry Henry posts will be dismissed. I don't care if it's been three years, some things are unforgivable.

Share This Story

Get our newsletter