My Period oh Period

has still not appeared,

but I peed on some sticks

and it's not what I feared!

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Oh Period oh Period,

where canst thou be?

I need thee to be here,

I want to see thee!

Your timing's quite awful,

in fact it's quite rude.

If this is a joke, well

I find it quite crude.

Oh Period oh Period,

where canst thou be?

I need thee to be here,

I am pleading with thee!!!