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An ode to the Williamsburg Crackerbarrel:

I will miss you. Your food is delectably heavy, your fried foods crisp and ungreasy, your grits buttery and your eggs perfectly cooked. Your sales section is comfortably cluttered and your old fashioned candy selection is on point. Right now, I am lapping at a stick of buttered rum candy and contemplating opening up a Sky Bar.

May other Crackerbarrels live up to your standards, O restaurant that I've only been to twice.

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[Laps at her candy smugly]

ETA: ALLA WAITSTAFF WERE THE LITERAL BEST. MUCH PLEASED. VERY TIP. WOW.

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