First off, DO NOT PANIC.

It is I, James!

But, much like all the awesome GT peoples, I needed to embrace a less doxxing name. Something that further cements my role here as the strange relative of the internets. The guy who says any odd thing on his mind with little or no filter. The well-meaning asshole that keeps teaching your kids dirty jokes and gives them loud toys to play with in the middle of the night. The one guy willing to bring up problems with his bowels in a loud voice IN THE MIDDLE OF A CROWDED RESTAURANT.

So, panic not. Though the name has changed, this ol' dork is still the same.

...... now who wants a creepy hug?!

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