...I give you, mainpage commenters who believe that every single famous person is either gay or "bearding." There are a couple I won't name because you all probably already know who they are, but literally every Dirtbag or mention of a celebrity, these commenters pop up with, "but I thought so-and-so was gay," or "Obviously bearding."

These commenters are mostly straight women who constantly post stupid shit, but aren't exactly trolls. They're just obsessed with the sexuality of others and feel emboldened to constantly snark on their asinine, shallow perceptions of Other People's Sexuality. I rarely bother calling them out anymore, but holy fuck it's annoying. What kills me is the mocking tone they use, like high school bullies for whom, "S/he is so gay" is the worst possible insult. Except that they otherwise give of an air of being generally liberal, which in turn comes off as disingenuous. STOP ACTING LIKE YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE SEXUALITY OF STRANGERS; IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE GODDAMN MORONS.

For fuck's sake.