My mother. I was having the greatest day—gym with Corgiman, new pair of shoes, trip to the mall, it’s sunny out—and I fucking forgot that there was a Holocaust Remembrance Day ceremony today. I just forgot. I forgot to put it in my calendar.

So her response to this is “Oh, well, I guess it just isn’t important to you. This is my issue, I shouldn’t have bothered to send you the details in the first place. I need to learn that lesson.”

Now I feel like a shitty Jew and a shitty human being. Thanks, mom.