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...The most fashionable academic since, um, that one person. I donno, can we just go with Bill Nye? I am more fashionable than Bill Nye.

I'm receiving a very important award today, and here is what I will be wearing:

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May swap out the Kate Spade wedges for these babies, except I don't want to fuck up my "workout" (pole) shoes...

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And, as we all know, an elegant necklace is absolutely mandatory!

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I'm a bit sad that it's the end of the conference. I will always remember the excitement-I will not, however, miss listening to the dullest and most pretentious people known to the world. Except one, she was legit. But, come on, I was the best. It takes a special person to joke about fucked up topics.

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