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And The Winner Of The Groupthink Sexiest Man Alive Contest Is....

IDRIS ELBA! Hell to the yes.


But let's be honest, how many of you rabid GTer Idris Elba fans went out and created fake burner accounts to vote for him? How many of you ran around to 15 different Starbucks locations to get a new IP address and vote for him? Be honest here. Burt knows your treacherous ways.

Oh, and speaking of Burt. Burt got 12 votes. So there are 12 people who will be joining me on the path to true enlightment, while the rest of you sorry bastards wallow in misery. Well that's a good way to end a Saturday.

I'm off to get drunk and play an XBox game that totally confuses me. Love you.

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