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AND THE WINNERS OF THE FUCKS ARE...

Drumroll, please.

Ossifrage and ElJay42!

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You have won the Fancy Fucks. Hit me up.

(I chose Ossifrage as a winner—three good ones!—and put everyone with five or more recommends into a hat to choose the second winner).

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ETA: By request, I present the winning puns.

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With a combined 11 recommends WE HAVE OSSIFRAGE! *the crowd goes WILD*

** And let's not forget that we have k2b and Burt Reynolds IMSG with the assists **

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Ossifrage: I'm not sure if I have the time to stay abreast of the competition. Yesterday 3:27pm

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k2b: If I had a nipple for every time someone cupped out of a pun run, I'd be rolling in C-notes. (At least 38 of them.) Yesterday 3:30pm

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Ossifrage: I'd bra-bably be all about tit, but I need to get done all the work I cans. I'm just going to have to say tatas for now. Yesterday 3:42pm

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BRIMSG: I'm flat out of ideas for this conetest.Yesterday 3:34pm

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Ossifrage: Titty puns or bust! Yesterday 5:43pm

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AND WE HAVE ELJAY42!

ElJay42: I give this post a Double D minus. It is abreast with foul language that does nothing but cause people to bust out mammary-themed puns like a total boob. I just had to get that off my chest, because I usually find your posts on groupthink above mindless titillation.

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Shout out to everyone who was in the hat: Professor Pink, BRIMSG, rawrglicious, LaComtesse, fattyfattybumbum70, JustASmore, and JessPhilopater! Thanks to everyone for the puns!

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