Ok, I know I just got my posting privileges and I wasn't planning on posting anymore today 'cause it'll end up being too much too soon, but I just want to share this lovely self-deprecating weird message I received on OkCupid, as well as some other gems:

Because on most days; I am grateful that I'm still single, and friendless. You get to shower every other day, and not every single day which means you don't have that feeling of "I have to dress to impress". You save money when it comes to gum, and mints. You don't feel the anxiety/butterflies in your stomach anymore. And you get to copy, and paste things that you ORIGINALLY wrote. (In my defense, it was intended for those who get a chance to read this message to read it.) Still though...I'm going to get replies of "You so copied, and pasted", and I'm all like...well duh!! If you read the freakin message, I mentioned it myself. Geez..learn to read.

I've learn that when I was HONEST on this site...it didn't help. Since 2008. Yup...it is what it is. Being a KIND, and HONEST person has kept me single!! WOMEN want STRESS, WOMAN want a GUY with BABY HAIR CUTS!! They want an ALPHA-MALE who keeps them down!! They don’t want someone who’s kind and romantic minded. (Especially one with CURLY HAIR).

2 kinds of people suffer here: The MEN here with true intentions and the WOMEN who fall for the ones who are NICE at FIRST.

I’m NOT NICE at FIRST. NOT anymore..So what do you think caused this? Could it be that I am not nice at first anymore because I am tired of opening up to someone who will dismiss me in under a week of first contact?

I..I didn't choose to be born!! No one did. I was fine being non-existent. Not being apart of this world. I didn't have feelings, I didn't have a physical form, and now...this life...I don't want it. I want the easiest, and painless way out.

I don't know what to do with that. I guess I'm supposed to message him back and get the whole sob story or maybe it's one of those PUA tactics. Either way, I just CANNOT.

Here's a few other lovely messages, for your entertainment:

Hi Rene

My name is not Rene. I have talked to this guy before when I had my first account a few months ago. I guess he got me confused with another chick.

What are your thoughts on circumcision?

Uh?...

Your body I would eat up lol

What's the 2nd option?

Ok last one I promise. To this day I am still trying to figure it out:

A modification from the first, it still got us great results.
Hello Phoebe. Nice photo!
I would prefer to just skid across all the online formalities and take you to see a movie, but you are aware that the Net is filled with sickos and weirdos. So I pose to you a riddle question was used by a famous psychologist to find out if we are nutty or not:
A chic at a party and suddenly she sees a hunk standing alone. She has set her eyes on him before. She feels a sense of instant affection. She abandons the party without getting to know his name or meeting him. And she does not bother about finding a way to contact him later. Two weeks after her sister is murdered.
Who is the killer and why do you think the murder was committed?

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Can anyone help me out here? What is up with the last message? Anyway, feel free to share your great OkC messages that you get. :)