I have a small crush on the guy who works at the deli at the local grocery store. He’s got striking blue eyes, and a bunch of tattoos, and I realized today as I saw him walk through the rain in a black hoodie—he looks like Jax Teller.

Really, this should be a deal-breaker. I mean, this guy may also be a serial killing gun runner/drug lord and man-whore (always a possibility). But then, he does look like Jax Teller....

Oh, Sons of Anarchy, why must you torment me so?!!