That is the title of my new parenting book. I am expecting a best-seller.

Are you a new parent? Has every single person who's had a baby in the past 10 years tell you you HAVE to read "Happiest Baby on the Block"? Does your baby often cry inconsolably for no apparent reason, despite all your faithful application of the 5 S's plus a couple more S's you threw in there for good measure (Swearing, uncontrollable nervous Sweating) causing you to juuuuuuust about lose your mind before it stops crying, again for no apparent reason, and lays there mysteriously content for 2 hours? You need "Angriest Baby on the Block"! Parenting is hopeless! Give up!!!