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My roommate kindly baked a bunch of cupcakes for the household two days ago but I haven't been around to enjoy them, and now I find they are eaten all but one.

My munchies say go for it but I know the right answer in my heart of hearts.

I know the right thing to do is to film myself revenge-eating the last cupcake and to loop it on the living room tv with this song playing in the background so my roommates will learn not to mess with me. That's how you assert dominance, innit!


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