Complain or gently chide your pets here, please!

My dog is weird and has a staring problem, he's also incredibly camera shy. I was making dinner and he spent a full 5 minutes sitting completely still, barely blinking, and staring at me. It creeps me out when he does it because he's got giant doll eyes. The only way I can ever stop him from staring is by pulling out the camera:

He also has a thing for rolling around on the bed like a maniac when I'm changing sheets. Doesn't do it when there are sheets on the bed, just when it's plain mattress.