Any insurance experts in the house? Question is NSFW.
When they ask about the value of electronic items to be covered, are fancy vibrators included? Like, $200 Lelos and Vanity vibes? Obviously a $15 bullet probably wouldn't be covered but my sex toy collection is worth over $1000 in rechargeable toys. I know that you can list glass toys as an asset if they're valued at $100 and above (by claiming that it's "glass art"), so would vibrators count as well?
I'm going to call the insurance people tomorrow but I don't think I want to bring this up.