My workplace is riding high on the sanctiomy pony today. In exchange for wearing jeans, people are wearing stickers they paid $5 for that say things like “I took a 5 minute shower today” or “I only use recycled paper”. They also sent out a company wide email telling us to unplug and turn everything off today.

Look, I’m pro being environmentally conscious too, but everyone wearing these stickers just sounds like an asshole.