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I saw Dunkirk on the weekend, and spent a third of the movie unable to differentiate between the characters on screen. Background: a third of the movie takes place in planes (starring Tom Hardy and Not Tom Hardy), a third takes place on a rescue boat (starring the Captain, the Only Blonde Guy in Europe, Cillian Murphy, and the Young Teenager), and a third takes place on the beaches of France and starring an army of black haired, pale skinned clones. One of those clones was apparently a guy from One Direction, but I didn’t know that till the end. 

Illustration for article titled Anyone else have this problem? (slight spoiler)

There were scenes where one or more of the main beach characters was in trouble, and I could never tell which one. At one point one of them (I think) dies (is it a spoiler to say that a random character dies in a war movie?), and I couldn’t bring myself to really care, because I still didn’t know which one it was supposed to be.


So- am I that face-blind, or did anyone else have this problem (assuming you’ve seen it)?

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