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Anyone else in New York having really bad allergies?

My eyelids are sore and itchy, my eyes are alternately dry and goopy, my contacts are scratchy and my nose is boogery. I’m dying, I tell you. Dying.

Two weeks ago my eyes were fine but my throat was closing up. I was struggling to breathe and I had to cut down cardio at the gym because my throat became so tight I started retching.

I wonder what’s going on. Is it a side effect of global warming on the plants? Do I have some sort of unrelated infection? Should I see a GP or the more expensive but relevant optometrist?

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