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Sorry you guys, I'm not using my posting privilege's to be amazing like Ubertrout or Mcuncool—I'm using them to talk about how frustrated work makes me! Surely I cannot be the only one that feels this way?

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My main irritations come from the fact that I have to respond to emails that come in from the contact form on the company's website. There is something about the contact form that renders people utterly useless. I mean, for the love of god, why would you bother to ask a question if you aren't even going to put an email address that I can reply to?! Why do you leave out chunks of sentences that would provide context so that I can understand what in the ever loving shit you are talking about?

I am not kidding when I say that I start every email with what I call "rage typing". It looks a little something like this: ASLKDGASLKDTUAWIEOPGHAD:FLSDJFLKGALSDGIOJ. I mean how else am I supposed to respond to something like this:

message: 911 IT WILL NOT LET ME ENTER ANYTHING ON THE WIZZARD SUBMISSION.ITS VERY FUSTRATING

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Turn off the capslock! You know, I'm giving him too much credit. I think he typed the whole thing while holding down the shift key.

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After I'm done rage typing, I go back, delete, and write something. And then I go back and edit what I just wrote for tone. I literally have a rage draft, 1st draft, and final draft of emails. Is this normal? Or am I alone? Please tell me I am not alone!

I will be under my desk if you need me.

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