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Appalling cat revelations

My cat has taken to finding me, LOUDLY meowing, everytime she poops so I can come to her litter box and inspect it. I have begun worrying that in fact I have inadvertently trained my cat to bug me to look at her poop. HOW DO THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPEN? Goddamnit, kitty, I don’t want to look at your poop. And it’s like a very demanding meow. My mom used to laugh when I told her about it at home and then she visited me and was like “DAMN, she just busts in like a bull in a china shop and demands attention!” This is punishment for all the years I’ve called her the Poopmaster General or the Poopsmith.

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