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Apparently, I have the cure for running out of prozac

It's calling your dad and telling him EXACTLY why his girlfriend is the worst.

1) she thinks Dr. Oz is a legitimate source of medical information

2) she thinks soon, doctors will prescribe juice cleanses for EVERYTHING

3) she thinks prozac is a crutch for the weak, despite being a therapist (bonus points if your mom is also a therapist, so when your dad tries to throw his girlfriend's profession in your place, you can say SHUT UP MOM IS RIGHT IDGAF ABOUT YOUR HORRID GIRLFRIEND'S OPINION. Even better when your mom is clearly the better therapist).

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This has been Shiny's cures to Prozac withdrawal.

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