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Apparently I'm being whiny

Sure, maybe I am. I think it’s a little understandable given that my skin has been freaking the fuck out since Wednesday. This reaction is fucking awful on several levels, so yeah, I might whine a little. I just woke up for the second day in a row with my left eyelid (top and bottom) so swollen the lashes are curling in toward my eye. All the skin around both eyes is still a red bumpy itchy burny mess. I had to go to the grocery store yesterday and people were definitely looking. That didn’t make me want to cry at all. (it totally made me want to cry and I was really happy I got out of there without breaking down) This has been freaking hellish for going on four days now and I’m about at my wits’ end. So maybe, dear spouse, when I lay my head on your chest and pitifully ask you to fix it, just say “I would if I could” and leave off “because you’re whiny”.


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