Way back at the beginning of the month, I posted all my apple plans. Pie filling! German apple cake! Hooray!

And then I lost all ambition and the apples sat.

Now it's getting towards my bedtime, I need to be up and at work before 7 am, and I have a bunch of soft, need-to-be-dealt with NOW apples. I've been cackling madly ever since I assembled the apple peeler-corer-slicer. The cackling is simply to stave off the tears.