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Are you kidding me, body?

Yes, I’m here to bitch about my period again.

I. Am. Whiny.

My cycles and actual periods became irregular and unpredictable and this suggests that I’ve entered perimenopause! What did I win this month?

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Spins wheel. . .

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Intense cramps and bloating! Entirely different from the last two months! Seriously, I feel like someone inflated my stomach with a bike pump. I’m a friggin’ balloon. Oh, and 800mg ibuprofen ain’t touchin’ the cramps, either.

Share your period woes, GT!

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