I'm very cranky today. Even with the patch and sneaking a few hits here and there off an e-cig. RAWR.

I made it through work okay, but then my mom called me, and I only lasted about two minutes before I snapped at her and she hung up on me. That woman. She irritates me when I'm calm and normal, and what does she do right after I tell her I quit smoking today? Starts harassing me about giving her "grandbabies."

Even though I have made it abundantly clear (multiple times!) I do not, have never wanted, nor will ever want children.

I want a cigarette so bad.