What the everlasting fuck?
Like, seriously? It honestly reminds me of the way the tributes' costumes are described in the Hunger Games. But crazier.
(ETA- the more I look at it, the more I like it as a send up of what is normally expected at pageants. At least, that's what I want it to be.)
ETA again- I just noticed the score on the score board. 20 to 14? That's not a hockey score! I now declare this dress to be a travesty.
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