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My contribution to this totally awesome trend is to offer my vast wisdom about THE MOST IMPORTANT DECISION YOU WILL EVER MAKE besides you know, actual important decisions like careers and children and whatnot.


I worked at a fancy pants wedding dress store for three years. My everyday job was to attempt to recreate Say Yes To The Dress on a smaller scale and with far less Randy Fenoli charm. I have tried on nearly every Monique Lhuillier, Oscar de la Renta, Jenny Packham and Marchesa bridal gown and can tell you that Jenny Packham makes the most comfortable dresses OF ALL TIME. Kate Middleton knows what's up.

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