As in, my ass is chapped. Dear people who are sick: if you have the luxury to work from home, FUCKING DO THAT. We had teleconference meetings all day, there was literally no reason for this person to come to the physical location of the office and sit next to me continuously coughing, blowing their nose, and then balling up the snotty Kleenex to add it to a growing pile on the table next to me.
WHY!? If I get sick, I am going to burn their desk down.