At work yesterday I had to leave early for a Dentist appointment. I was trying to find something to do with my time before leaving that wasn't going to take up a lot of time, so I decided to shred documents from years past. I am a slob by nature. I can't wear white for this reason. Anyhow, I tore the place up. Piles of paper all over the room. I was pressed for time, so I popped into my bosses office and said "I made a mess, sorry". I did attempt to clean it up though, even though my cleaning skills suck. As I was leaving my boss walked in and was like "who made this mess", and everyone looked at me and laughed.