Putting edamame in my salad does not qualify it as "asian."

And when the title includes cashews, dammit, I expect some frakking cashews.

Finally: I don't expect you to treat me like the most interesting thing that has happened to you all day. I don't even have to have a smile. BUT FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, I DO EXPECT YOU TO ACTUALLY FACE ME WHEN YOU HAND ME MY FOOD OUT THE WINDOW. HANDING ME THE BAG WITH YOUR BODY POINTED 180 DEGREES AWAY FROM ME IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.