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Aussie invasion (inane)

I’m at a Starbucks near the Ferry Building in SF, trying to study for a test that’s in two hours.

When I ordered my drink the barista gave me a meaningful look, leaned forward, and whispered, “you’re the only non-Australian I’ve served in an hour.”

Now I’m distracted by the fact that everyone here does seem to be Australian, judging by the accents.

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All these white people have better tans than me.

(Yeah, I get that they’re traveling during their winter, I end up feeling sorry for them because it actually is often cold and foggy here in July. It’s nice today, though.)

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